Skrivet den: 2011-03-02 Klockan: 12:21:01

Olika syn på shit

Detta hittade jag på nätet och började småle.
Självklart delar jag med mig.
Alla borde småle lite så där ibland nästan jämt...

Taoism: Shit happens

Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens"

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit has happened before

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening

Christian Science: If shit happens, pretend it doesn't really exist

Mysticism: Just experience shit happening

Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens

Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but won't tell you

Atheism: Shit just happens and that's all there is to it

Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore I exist

Platonism: There is ideal shit happening somewhere

Stoicism: I don't care if shit happens

Cynicism: Of course shit happens

Occultism: Shit materializes from other planes of existence

Terrorism: Shit will happen unless you do as I say

Freudianism: If shit happens, tell me about it

Parapsychology: Shit happens without material causes

Cubism: If shit happens, you won't recognize it

Cultural relativism: Shit happens everywhere differently

Optimism: If shit happens, we'll find a way to use it

Pessimism: If shit happens, there won't be enough for

Tabloid Sensationalism: Green shit from Mars happens to Elvis clone

Biblical Creationism: Shit happens because God created it

Secular Humanism: Shit happens because it evolved from
primitive shit

Feminism: Men are shit

Ecology: If organic shit happens, it's OK

Capitalism: Let's profit from shit happening

Socialism: If shit happens, let's distribute it equally

Patriotism: Our shit is better than your shit

Conservatism: Shit was better in the old days

Trekism: To bodly shit where noone has before

Conspiracy Theorism: THEY shit on us

Acupuncturist: Hold still or this will hurt like shit

Tantrism: Fuck that shit

Fatalism: Oh shit! It´s going to happen!

Surrealism: Fish happens

Rastafarism: LET`S SMOKE THIS SHIT!!!

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